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Teach Me How To…
I guess I need to finally learn The Dougie: “Seems like everyone is doing this “Dougie” dance, so you probably oughta learn it. When I was a kid, a Dougie was when you took girls into a hollowed out...
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Home Is Where the Heart Is…
All I know is, I would watch this: “I was just thinking with a friend of mine (named Snake, incidentally) and we came up with a great new reality show idea. An open talent contest for homeless people....
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On Dancing
In case you were wondering: “A lot of guys will try to tell you that dancing is gay. I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. You know who loves dancing? Girls love dancing. And girls have soft and wet...
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The Real Tournament
He sent me and about ten other people this masterpiece. Pretty self-explanatory… “I’m sick and tired of people asking me about my bracket. “How’s your bracket, bro? Mine’s busted!” Totally man, awesome...
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Don’t Be So Touchy
Strip club advice… “When a stripper tells you “you can touch me wherever you want” she means it. The thing is, that big black bouncer over there? He’s not aware of your little “deal” with Jasmine. So...
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Switching Teams
He’s going to try to convince someone to do it… “Taking a chick on a date tonight– only problem is she’s a lesbian. Not for long, am I right fellas???? (Then every guy in the World claps and hoots and...
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Get Loose
for a fun time this weekend… “Hey make sure you’ve got all your multi-racial friends ready to see Footloose on Friday night and start spontaneously dancing in the theatres. Me and my buddies Ramona,...
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